horrifying things I have found as I prepare my house to be sold

1. 16 paperbacks (including overdue library books) wedged between my son’s bed and the wall

2. part of a contraband pop-tart inside a different son’s pillowcase

3. (this one really is horrifying) fossilized vomit remains under not one, but two beds

Does anyone want to buy it as is and save me from the scrutiny of MLS?

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2 thoughts on “horrifying things I have found as I prepare my house to be sold

  1. Pmom

    re: #3–How can you be sure?

    These are charming details–but what about the boring ones like square footage, beds & baths, what’s on each floor, why your neighborhood is so great, local schools, that sort of thing?

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