weird things my kids have said today

You just can’t make this stuff up.

1. Mary: Can you help me put my shirt back on? Me and Ben were doing armpit farts.

2. Me: Sam, what’s that bandaid on your forehead?
Sam: Ben poked me with his toenail.

3. Sam: Mom, can you make Jon wash his hands? His fingers taste gross!

4. Mary: Mom, my nose is runny — take a picture!

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