1. Well you look like you’re about to pop!
2. You look MUCH bigger than last time I saw you.
3. [to Matt] When is your wife due? The end of January? I don’t think she’s going to make it that long.
Do you think that last person thought that a.) the baby will come early (it won’t, trust me) b.) I will get so big by then that I will explode or c.) I’ll have a complete mental breakdown before then (possible)?
Could we go back to telling me that I look so cute? Should I post a picture and you can all vote on whether I look like I’ll pop in the next nine weeks like some very large balloon? Honestly, I don’t think I look that bad. Just very pregnant. And it’s all right out in front, which is probably what’s inspiring these charming comments.